Men Jokes

Men are like...

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.

They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

How do men sort their laundry?
→ "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
→ In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?
→ A half-hour of begging.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ No one knows. Its never happened.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
→ Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

Why can't a man eat like a bird?
→ Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

The way to a man's heart is through his feet (but you need a long knife).