The Spicy Sausage
The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
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- First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?
- Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
- First boy: What's a witch do?
- Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
→ It was a vicious cycle.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
→ Bed buglars.
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?