Language Jokes

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
→ It was a dead end job.

- First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

- Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
→ The Dead Sea.

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
→ Dead sails in the sunset.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?
→ Pete.

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!

What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.