Language Jokes

How does a horny guy spell relief?
→ B-L-O-N-D-E.

What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
→ Talk

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It's called Genitalia.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
→ A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

- Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

- Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
→ Tooth Hurty!

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
→ At tooth-hurty (2:30).

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
→ Rust in peace!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
→ Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What is posthumous work?
→ Something written by someone after they are dead!