Alka Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alka!
- Alka who?
- Alka-phone!
Random joke from this category
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alka!
- Alka who?
- Alka-phone!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alistair!
- Alistair who?
- Alistairs in this house are broken!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alison!
- Alison who?
- Alison to my radio in the mornings!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alice!
- Alice who?
- Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Ali!
- Ali who?
- Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Algy!
- Algy who?
- Algy-bra!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who?
- Alfred of the dark!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alf!
- Alf who?
- Alf all if you don't catch me!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alexia!
- Alexia who?
- Alexia again to open this door!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alexander!
- Alexander who?
- Alexander friend are coming over!