Kids Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
→ HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
→ One with a cemetery plot.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
→ Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
→ Because he was a car-case.

Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
→ He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.

You see, he was $15 in arrears.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
→ They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!