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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?
→ They play astronauts and crosses!
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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?
→ They play astronauts and crosses!
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors!
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was no earthly good!
Why are astronauts successful people?
→ Because they always go up in the world!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
→ Missile toe.
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
→ The one with the biggest head.
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.
What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!