Kids Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
→ Five after one.

What dog can tell the time?
→ A watch dog!

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven?
→ He wanted to have a hot time.

- Julie: What time is it?

- Counsellor: Three o'clock.

- Julie: Oh, no!

- Counsellor: What's the matter?

- Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!

Why did the girl sit on her watch?
→ She wanted to be on time.

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
→ Because she felt like killing time.

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
→ A phone moan.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!