Vampire in Camelot
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!
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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
→ He cut all his fingers off!
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.
What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.
What type of people do vampires like?
→ Type O positive people.
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
→ A hampire.