Food Jokes

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?
→ With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

- Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

- Andy: Did she lose weight?

- Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

- Nick: I don't know.

- Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.

- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?

- Second apple: Worms, I think.

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
→ Ronald MacAardvark!