Food Jokes

- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?

- Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's yellow and flashes?
→ A banana with a loose connection.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
→ Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
→ She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
→ He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What's yellow and always points to the north?
→ A magnetic banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.