Food Jokes

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
→ She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
→ It said "concentrate" on it!

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?
→ Reading the waffle iron

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake?
→ The candles melted in the oven.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
→ He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
→ Because it was marble cake!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!

- This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.

- Maybe you should spit out the plate!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
→ Shortcake!