Food Jokes

- Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.

- Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.

- How do you make a pig float?

- Just give him an inner tube.

- Can you make a pig shake?

- Tell him the wolf is coming.

- Can you make a pig cooler?

- Sure, spray him with a hose.

"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

- Sir you haven't touched your custard.

- I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!

- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter!

- I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet!

- Waiter, there is a frog in my soup!

- Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him!

- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!

- No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one!

- Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table!

- It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune!