Farming Jokes

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

- Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?

- I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
→ He tractor down

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
→ They were very impressed!

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
→ No, only medium rare!

Did you hear about the snobby cow?
→ She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

- Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

- No! Did he hurt the cows?

- No, he just grazed them!

- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

- Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.

"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.