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Money For Cows
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
→ He wanted rich milk!
Farming Jokes
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Farmer Magician
When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow into pasture.
Guest
Charmer Farmer
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
→ A charmer farmer!
Guest
Refusing To Be Milked
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
→ Udder chaos!
Guest
Lost Cattle
What happened to the lost cattle?
→ Nobody's herd.
Guest
Threshing Machine
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
→ Hamburger!
Guest
Cow Chores
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.
Guest
Calf And Silo
What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"
Guest
Tornado Damage
- That tornado damage your cow barn any?
- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
Guest
Lazy Bull
- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
- I told you he was a bum steer!