Dumb Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ She didn't know what ONE came first...

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
→ Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."