Dumb Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
→ From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

- I don't know. Why?

- It was easier to spell.

- Easier than what?