Dirty Jokes

What's the definition of a Yankee?
→ Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
→ Bingo!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
→ A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
→ When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
→ A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
→ They don't want to wear out the camel.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
→ Wiped his ass.

How do you embarrass an archeologist?
→ Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
→ Ask your mother.