Dirty Jokes

Why is being in the military like a blow job?
→ The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Define Transvestite:
→ A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
→ S&M&M.

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
→ Toys for Twats.

Did you hear the slogan for the new "Stealth Condom?"
→ "They'll never see you coming."

What's the definition of a teenager?
→ God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
→ Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ "How Come?"

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
→ The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.