Dirty Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

A German woman is walking down the street.

Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, "Nein! Nein!" So two guys walk away.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
→ It swells at night.