Dirty Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
→ Because they have cotton balls.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
→ If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Are birth control pills deductible?
→ Only if they don't work.

How do you know you're leading a sad life?
→ When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
→ So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Why do men masturbate?
→ It's sex with someone they love.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
→ Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

What did Adam say to Eve?
→ Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
→ "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
→ They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.