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Golf Ball and G-Spot
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
→ A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
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The Accountant's Letter
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her), I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him), I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!!!!
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Like Marilyn Monroe
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband:
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
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Kinfolk
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said:
- Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.
His friend replied:
- Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about.
- You don't say - said the first man.
- Bet that was costly.
- Nope.
Jeb smirked.
- Kinfolk.
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Strings on Tampons
Why do they put strings on tampons?
→ So you can floss after you eat!
Guest
Onions and a Big One
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick?
→ Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
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Cinderella at the Ball
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball???
→ She choked...
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Why a Joke Is Like
Why is a joke like pussy?
→ Neither's any good if you don't get it.
Guest
Heavy Breathing
ring ring
- Hello?
Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated:
- Hello?
- I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom - a male voice whispered huskily.
- ...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning.
- Geez - the woman replied.
- you can tell all that from two hello's?
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Definition of a Virgin
What's the definition of a virgin?
→ An ugly third grader.