Dirty Jokes

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
→ The cake jumps out of the girl.

You know why there's a string on a tampon?
→ So the crabs can bungee jump.

What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies?
→ Clitty litter.

Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.

"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation."

"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace the batteries?"

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.

"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?"

"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
→ You can unscrew a light bulb!

"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think I'm turning into a man."

Then the doctor says, "Now hold on little lady, what makes you think that you're turning into a man?"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest."

And then the doctor asked, "Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?"

And then she replied, "All the way down to my dick."

Why do women have legs?
→ Have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??

Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
→ So they don't whistle on the way down...