Computer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
→ Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
→ Lost

How long will a floating point operation float?

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
→ It's the VCRdvard

Which way did the programmer go?
→ He went DATA way!

How does Bill Gates enter his house?
→ He uses "windows".

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.

- You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.

- No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.

- My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away!

- I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?
→ Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.