Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
→ The blonde works in the dark!

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Microsoft Barbie ...

Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

How do barmen surf the web?
→ On the Gin-ternet.

What's yellow and flashes?
→ A banana with a loose connection.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."