Computer Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
→ When they are read.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
→ Check for bugs in your system.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Beast wishes.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Best viscious.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Yours tin-sincerely.

- Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!

- Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

I just sent my first e-mail.
→ Kongratulations!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
→ By tree mail!

How does James Bond type e-mails?
→ With his goldfinger.

How do writers send e-mail?
→ On the Inkernet.