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Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.

What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks.
Who is saved?
→ The United States of America.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
→ Handcuffs.

What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
→ A noose.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They like to keep him in the dark!

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

They're called "The Johnson Years".