Laws Of Accounting
Laws of Accounting
- Trial balances don't
- Bank reconciliations never do
- Working Capital does not
- Return on Investments never will
Random joke from this category
Laws of Accounting
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Hmmm........ I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ How many did it take last year?
Why did he cross back?
→ So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
→ Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
What does FCPA stand for?
→ Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
What does CPA stand for?
→ Can't Produce Anything
What would Economics be without assumptions?
→ Accounting
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays?
→ He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
→ They can wear casual clothes to work