Business Jokes

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells:

- Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!

The golfer, annoyed, says:

- What is it?

- It's a special golf ball - says the salesman.

- You can never lose it!

- Whattaya mean - scoffs the golfer, you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?

- No problem - says the salesman.

- It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.

- Well, what if you hit it into the woods?

- Easy - says the salesman.

- It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.

- Okay - says the golfer, impressed.

- But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?

- No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!

The golfer buys it at once.

- Just one question - he says to the salesman.

- Where did you get it?

- Ummm, I found it.

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells:

- Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!

The golfer, annoyed, says:

- What is it?

- It's a special golf ball - says the salesman.

- You can never lose it!

- Whattaya mean - scoffs the golfer.

- you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?

- No problem - says the salesman.

- It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.

- Well, what if you hit it into the woods?

- Easy - says the salesman.

- It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.

- Okay - says the golfer, impressed.

- But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?

- No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!

The golfer buys it at once.

- Just one question - he says to the salesman.

- Where did you get it?

- I found it.

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?
→ Fiver side!

- Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time.

- Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

Why was the struggling manager seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter:

- How do you feel?

- How would you feel - the astronout replied - if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?

What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.

Where do snowmen keep their money?
→ In a snowbank!

Playing truant from school is like a credit card
Fun now, pay later!

- Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan?

- Fred: Cuz there's money in it, sir.