The Unlosable Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells:

- Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!

The golfer, annoyed, says:

- What is it?

- It's a special golf ball - says the salesman.

- You can never lose it!

- Whattaya mean - scoffs the golfer.

- you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?

- No problem - says the salesman.

- It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.

- Well, what if you hit it into the woods?

- Easy - says the salesman.

- It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.

- Okay - says the golfer, impressed.

- But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?

- No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!

The golfer buys it at once.

- Just one question - he says to the salesman.

- Where did you get it?

- I found it.