Blonde Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?
→ Practice.

What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
→ When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?
→ She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?
→ She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
→ It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

What did the blonde do when she got her period?
→ Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
→ You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
→ Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.