Blonde Jokes

How does a horny guy spell relief?
→ B-L-O-N-D-E.

How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
→ She puts on rubber based lipstick.

What did the blonde say during a porno?
→ "There I am!"

Why do blondes have orgasms?
→ So they know when to stop having sex.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
→ A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
→ Sweet fuck all.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
→ Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

What is a bellybutton for?
→ It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
→ She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
→ The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.