Blonde Jokes

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
→ The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
→ When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde?
→ A dick.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?
→ Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
→ Way to go team.

What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
→ A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?
→ A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
→ It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
→ He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.