Blonde Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
→ The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.

What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??
→ LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
→ Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off."

"I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blond turned to the brunette with a confused look and said, "Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
→ Shine a torch in her ear!

Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for 20 minutes because it said concentrate?

What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
→ The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21...21....21...." when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off...the train hit the blonde. The Brunette then got back onto the tracks and started saying, "22.....22......22....."

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?

She thought and answered.. "is it on or off?"

What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement?
→ A whine cellar