Penny For Her Thoughts
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
She gave me change!
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
She gave me change!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
→ You always hear about them but never see any!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
→ Pregnant!
How do you make a blonde's eyes shine bright?
→ Shine a torch in her ear!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
→ Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?
→ She fell in the sink!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
→ It said "concentrate" on it!
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
→ The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!