Crossing The Road
Why did the blonde cross the road?
→ I don't know. Neither did she!
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Why did the blonde cross the road?
→ I don't know. Neither did she!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
→ Gifted!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel!
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
→ A mental block!
Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?
→ They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
→ She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!