Blonde Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
→ "Have another beer."

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
→ Her ankles.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
→ The joystick is wet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
→ The blonde works in the dark!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back!

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her!

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
→ A blonde parade!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?
→ She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".