Blonde Jokes

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.

"No," said the brunette.

"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
→ Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
→ They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
→ A blonde tried to shoot herself!

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
→ He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

"I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

"Where have you been?" asked the man.

"I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"