Blonde Jokes

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus VAT

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
→ The vegetable garden.

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
→ "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
→ A vacant posession.

What did the blonde's dentist find?
→ Teeth in the cavity.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ She's trying to hold on to a thought.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.