At Work

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
→ It was a dead end job.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
→ Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
→ You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?
→ They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

Mandy was applying for a summer job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when you grow up?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'

What kind of work does a weak cat do?
→ Light mouse work.