At Work

- I want a hair cut please.

- Certainly, which one!

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
→ On clipper ships.

For what person do all men take off their hats?
→ The barber.

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
→ A clip joint.

- Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

- Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?

- Barber: It's on the same old head.

- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?

- Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?

- Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

- Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

- Customer: No.

- Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

- My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

- How come?

- When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.