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Mosquito Sport
What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
→ Skin-diving!
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What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
→ Skin-diving!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!
What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!
How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready steady glow!
Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
→ They where playing for the cup!
Why did the fly fly?
What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!