Animal Jokes

Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!

What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says:

- Tear along the dotted line

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!