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Centipede Chicken Cross
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
→ Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Late Centipede
Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Guest
Fifty Legs
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!
Guest
Worse Than Toothache
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!
Guest
Centipede Football Team
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
→ He took too long to put his boots on!
Guest
Clonking Centipede
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!
Guest
Legless Grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!
Guest
Unpopular Moth
Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!
Guest
Biggest Moth
What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!
Guest
Moth and Carpet
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!