Animal Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
→ Ear we go!

What kind of wig can hear?
→ An earwig!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?
→ Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
→ Turns over a new leaf!

What does a cat go to sleep on?
→ A caterpillow!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?
→ A caterpillar!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
→ You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs....!