Animal Jokes

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.
→ Hamlet.

- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?

- FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!

- SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!

- THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!

- MOTHER PIG: What?

- THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?
→ No, it's theatre. They love to ham it up and hog all the attention.

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
→ No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
→ Take the words out of their mouths.

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
→ Any party where there's lots of food.

I told you not to let those pigs in my office.

Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

How does a pig write home?
→ With a pig pen.