Animal Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
→ She reads them pig tales.

How do you take a pig to hospital?
→ By hambulance!

- How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

- No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.

- You must have a very large chicken house.

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
→ Build a sty-scraper!

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
→ He built hotels on Pork Place.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
→ By the egg on its face.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
→ They're the ones with the little red hats.

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing?
→ He liked to swing his weight around.

- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

- SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

- FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch?

- PIGLET: Beets me!