Animal Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
→ Because they called it garbage.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
→ Pigpockets.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
→ "Mmm. Canapes."

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?
→ She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?
→ She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
→ She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
→ She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?
→ They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
→ Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why isn't there a Superpig?
→ It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.