Animal Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
→ It was won by a hare!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
→ Look for gray hares.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."