Animal Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
→ A receding hare line.

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

- Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?

- Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!

- Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

- Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

- My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.

- How do you know he isn't?

- Because I am.

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

- Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?

- Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.